John Mayer Regrets Kissing Perez Hilton

John Mayer regrets kissing celebrity blogger, Perez Hilton, of Perezhilton.com. A few years back at a New Years Eve party John Mayer, who was dating Jessica Simpson at the time, decided to smooch Perez. He’s not too happy about the incident, and he shared the memory with Playboy magazine.

John Mayer Tells Playboy, “I remember seeing Perez Hilton flitting about this club and acting as though he had just invented homosexuality. All of a sudden I thought, ‘I can outgay this guy right now’. I grabbed him and gave him the dirtiest, tongue-iest kiss I have ever put on anybody – almost as if I hated f*gs (derogatory gay term). I don’t think my mouth was even touching (his) when I was tongue kissing him – that’s how disgusting this kiss was.”

“I’m a little ashamed. I think it lasted about half a minute. I really think it went on too long.”

So there you have it. I agree with the rest of the world right now, no more interviews John.

John Mayer Tells Playboy Magazine “I Consider Myself A Good Guy”

John Mayer may have had a string of celebrity beauties, such as, Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and Jennifer Aniston, but he wants to let everyone know he doesn’t think he’s such a bad boyfriend or a terrible guy.

He tells Playboy magazine, “I consider myself a good guy, with the best of intentions. Anyone who has been in a relationship with me would stand by the fact that I’ve never been callous. I’ve never been a bad boy. I may have taken someone through the wringer psychologically, but I’ve never been sinister.”

Mr. Mayer….we still think you’re a playa.

John Mayer Donates $500,000 To Haiti

John Mayer has become the latest celebrity to help with tragedy of the Haiti earthquake. He has donated $500,000 to the American Red Cross to help with the relief effort.

He has also given charity bosses permission to use “The Heart of Life,” the song he performed on CNN TV special “Haiti: How You Can Help,” in a new public service announcement.

John Mayer joins the likes of Gisele Bundchen, Sandra Bullock, George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, who have all given large sums of money to the relief effort.

John Mayer Wants To Get Rid Of His Boobs And Have More Sex

John Mayer is going to be taking a break from dating after all of the publicity surrounding his romance with Jennifer Aniston this past year. Even though he’s going to avoid the dating scene he was recently quoted saying he wants to have more sex.

He told the New York Times about a month ago, “I should be having sex with more girls… It’s crazy to me that in my head, that being 32 and dating women is going to get me in trouble.”

Mayer is a little unhappy with his body right now. Maybe he’s planning on putting on his famous Borat swimsuit?

John said, “I need to get back into the gym. I’m all for having boobs against my chest but not when they’re mine.”

John Mayer Details Magazine December 2009

He’s dated some of the hottest hunnies in Hollywood and said some pretty outrageous things on Twitter, but ultimately serial dater John Mayer hopes it’s his music — and not his sometimes sordid personal life — that will be his legacy.

John tells the December issue of Details: “What do you think is stronger: a dozen press articles that say I’m this guy, or a record with 10 songs on it that you enjoy? Which has greater staying power? At the end of the day, all I owe the world in exchange for my dumb face being in their lives are 10 songs every couple years that are hopefully of greater magnitude than somebody’s press story about me… you’ll walk away from the record liking me a hell of a lot more than you would walking away from an interview.”