Jessica Simpson Doesn’t Like The Taste Of Cow Urine

Jessica Simpson drank cow urine for her new reality show, “The Price of Beauty.” She said, “I puke a couple of times… I had to drink some cow urine; not tasty at all…In India, it’s a way of detoxing. I wouldn’t recommend it personally.”

Ewww!!

Jessica’s rumored boyfriend, Billy Corgan, has been in the news lately after addressing John Mayers rude comments he made about Jessica in Playboy magazine.

Billy Corgan told Rolling Stone magazine, “I think for any person, who has celebrity, to sort of drop rocks at somebody else’s feet like that, there’s things you should really just keep your mouths shut on. There’s things that should just be left alone.”

So what did we learn today? Don’t drink cow urine and John Mayer is a dumbass.

Dolly Parton Twitters About Big Breasts

Dolly Parton is under the care of a chiropractor, thanks to her famous bustline. The country legend says her 40DD boobs have been causing her a lot of pain recently.

“Aahhh chiropractor… Hurts so good,” Dolly, 63, wrote on Twitter. “You lug these around and see if your back don’t hurt!”

Pal Jessica Simpson, who is also known for her ample bosom, chimed in: “Amen, sister!” she wrote on her own account.